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Don’t blame us
Exhibit a) Spotted at a laundromat in Silver Lake by Jessica in Los Angeles… Exhibit b) From Ronnie’s Diner, also in LA.., by Valerie: Exhibit c) From Barnacle Bill’s in Sarasota, Florida: Exhibit d)...
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Which is more despicable?
Exhibit A, as seen by an anonymous submitter in Seattle? …or exhibit B, as spotted by Mitch in Goldendale, Washington? related: and god knows what
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The dos and don’ts of “Do not touch”
Nadia in Greensboro, North Carolina spotted this gem of a “you break it, you buy it” specimen at a local thrift store. “Apparently,” she writes, “Secondhand Punctuation Has Its Drawbacks? You Can’t...
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The cycle of (not) recycling
These notes — the first from on office in California, the second from an office in Arkansas — both seem like they’re following the same not-quite-finished flowchart for acceptable office paper usage....
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Who steals pens from disabled children???
At Nat’s office in York, England, one of his coworkers has been trying to bully everyone into coughing up some cash for an (admittedly worthy) charitable cause. In Nat’s opinion, however, her...
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Not to worry, I’m alive. Not that you’d care. I’m only your mother!
Our submitter and her brother — both adults — recently received this e-mail from their mother, who’s currently traveling (thus making telephone calls difficult). What ever did empty nesters do before...
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You’re just not getting it, Sugar
From Stacey in Jacksonville, Florida: the blitzkrieg approach to ongoing breakroom disorder. And from Englewood, Colorado…the passive-aggressive approach: related: Nutra-not-so-sweet
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Mother of hair? Is that like mother of pearl?
I’ll admit it: I had to read this note and the accompanying explanation about three times before I grasped that “hair baby” was supposed to refer to the leftover strands that someone in Tricia’s dorm...
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So, you were hoping to get an A for “asshole-like entitlement”?
Our submitter in North Dakota, an instructor at one of the state’s institutions of higher learning, found this note left behind by a student in one of her English Composition classes. “We had begun...
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Caught in the act
This bulletin board display from Louisville, Kentucky comes to us via Annie in Colorado, who adds: “I can’t help but feel sorry for the poor dogs caught popping a squat!” (Don’t worry, Annie. As you...
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(These parentheses are making my brain hurt)
Michael says this chaotic jumble of parenthetical-underlined-CAPSLOCK has been up since he started working at this California sushi restaurant, much to his amusement. Adds Michael: “I don’t care how...
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Error: Command not found
This heapsort arrived via an anonymous sender in Wellington, New Zealand. (Notice the menacing-looking knife at right…) related: An ABP on the V8
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The definition of hygiene
While traveling in India on business, Melissa spotted this sign in all of the women’s restrooms at one office. Note: Based on my experience with this site, I have to conclude that the fairer sex most...
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Remember, a smile is part of your uniform!!!
“On its face, this note details a bunch of common-sense rhetoric about being a good employee,” our submitter says. “What’s hilarious and sad is how our ‘Service Ambassador’ thinks that a thinly-veiled...
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